This just in from a friend in Lansing Michigan in response to a post in a birder blog about Spring Beauties and Skunk Cabbage in bloom on December 31 in northern Virginia
Speaking of which, at this moment, on the WINTER day of DECEMBER 31, it is pouring rain in buckets here, with lightning and thunder, temp 45. Given my stupidity and gullibility, I'd be normally inclined to fear something was amiss. But, thanks to the rigorous scientific research done by Senator James Inhofe, R-OK, and his stellar, renowned research climatologist/atmospheric scientist/physicist/novelist buddy Michael Crichton, and important truthful information I've received from Exxon-Mobil and brilliant human being Rush Limbaugh, I know that's not the case. Nope, this is merely normal Lansing, Michigan, December 31 weather. No one need be concerned in the least!!
And, above all, imagine our tremendous good fortune to have such brilliant, highly intelligent, well educated leaders as Sen. Inhofe! A leader brilliant enough to select top drawer scientific advisors like Mr. Crichton! God DAM, we are truly blessed! If only more people would appreciate Sen. Inhofe's diligent efforts on our behalf, we could stamp out the scourge of "environmentalism" as religion!
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