Bush Says Iran Is Threat to World Peace

JERUSALEM - President Bush, in the Mideast to push along a peace deal by the end of his presidency, gave orders to both sides on Wednesday. He told Israelis that "illegal" settlement outposts in disputed land must go and told Palestinians that no part of their territories can be "a safe haven for terrorists."

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so...well...hilarious.

Bush being the history major that he allegedly was should have remembered a little history before making an outrageous statement like "Iran" is a threat to world peace. Of course he was in Israel when he said it and we must assauge everything the Terrorist State of Israel says, but still. Let's look at a few salient facts here.

What country is the only country on earth that has used a nuclear weapon against another country? Stumped? Times up - the United States.

What country has more nuclear weapons in its arsenal than any other country on earth? Stumped? Times up - the United States.

What country recently illegally invaded and occupied another nation based on a non-threat that has been shown to be a pack of lies? Stumped? Times up - the United States.

What country runs around constantly and continuously talking tough about axis' of evil, and evil doers, and other excellent sound bites that do nothing but inflame? Stumped? Times up - the United States.

What country gives more foreign aid to the Terrorist State of Israel and by so doing continues to fan the flames of hatred toward the west by many in the Middle East thereby destabilizing the entire region? Stumped? Times up - the United States.

Yet despite these obvious facts the Chimp says that Iran is a threat to world peace? I'm laughing myself silly here. Let's just hope that Bush finds a nice drug cartel to work with in the Middle East on this trip and decides to stay there where he can do less harm. Maybe he could work for the law firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe? Anything to keep him away.