Monday, August 27, 2007

Fear and Self-Loathing Exposed in the Minneapolis Airport


Is this priceless or what??

Roll Call reports today that Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID) was arrested in June at a Minnesota airport for “lewd conduct” in a men’s public restroom. On Aug. 8, he pleaded guilty to “misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He “paid more than $500 in fines and fees, and a 10-day jail sentence was stayed. He also was given one year of probation.” The arresting officer’s report explains:

My experience has shown that individuals engaging in lewd conduct use their bags to block the view from the front of their stall. From my seated position, I could observe the shoes and ankles of Craig seated to the left of me. […]

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot. I moved my foot up and down slowly. While this was occurring, the male in the stall to my right was still present. I could hear several unknown persons in the restroom that appeared to use the restroom for its intended use. The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area
This is so priceless I can hardly stand it! Everyone of these sanctimonious assholes is a closeted homosexual. Every one of them. Were they not then they wouldn't be so hateful in their staged disdain for people who are gay.

The list of these fools is almost endless, beginning with Ted Haggard, Congressman Mark Foley, Jeff Gannon and onward and onward. I just wish that some how someone would spill the beans on former Senator Rick Santorum.

The hypocrisy of these fools is almost bottomless. Repignicans continually talk about how liberals are destroying the fabric of America. They make a big freaking deal out of the ability of straight liberals to accept others regardless of their sexual orientation. They collect gobs of money in campaign contributions by bashing gay people and it turns out the bulk of them are themselves!!

What I enjoy the most in all of this is good old openly gay Congressman Barney Frank (D-Mass). Do you EVER hear about Barney sending text messages to underaged kids? Do you ever hear about Barney and some gay minister? Do you ever hear about ANY gay liberal politician being caught trying to get a knob job in the Minneapolis airport or any other airport? Nope. Because those liberals who are gay are open and frank and honest about it and don't have to slink around in bathrooms trying to get blown between flights.

These assholes are absolutely ludicrous. And I love it. Bring 'em on Dubya.

And check out this run down of the family values Senator, courtesy of www.ontheissues.org

* Rated 100% by the Christian Coalition: a pro-family voting record. (Dec 2003)

* Voted NO on implementing the 9/11 Commission report. (Mar 2007)

* Voted NO on preserving habeus corpus for Guantanamo detainees. (Sep 2006)

* Voted NO on requiring CIA reports on detainees & interrogation methods. (Sep 2006)

* Voted YES on reauthorizing the PATRIOT Act. (Mar 2006)

* Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex basic training. (Jun 1998)

* Voted YES on confirming Samuel Alito as Supreme Court Justice. (Jan 2006)

* Voted YES on confirming John Roberts for Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (Sep 2005)

* Voted NO on expanding research to more embryonic stem cell lines. (Apr 2007)

* Voted YES on notifying parents of minors who get out-of-state abortions. (Jul 2006)

* Voted NO on $100M to reduce teen pregnancy by education & contraceptives. (Mar 2005)

* Voted YES on criminal penalty for harming unborn fetus during other crime. (Mar 2004)

* Voted YES on banning partial birth abortions except for maternal life. (Mar 2003)

* Voted YES on maintaining ban on Military Base Abortions. (Jun 2000)

* Voted YES on banning partial birth abortions. (Oct 1999)

* Voted YES on banning human cloning. (Feb 1998)

* Rated 0% by NARAL, indicating a pro-life voting record. (Dec 2003)

* Voted YES on recommending Constitutional ban on flag desecration. (Jun 2006)

* Voted YES on constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. (Jun 2006)

* Voted NO on adding sexual orientation to definition of hate crimes. (Jun 2002)

* Voted YES on loosening restrictions on cell phone wiretapping. (Oct 2001)

* Voted NO on expanding hate crimes to include sexual orientation. (Jun 2000)

* Voted NO on setting aside 10% of highway funds for minorities & women. (Mar 1998)

* Voted YES on ending special funding for minority & women-owned business. (Oct 1997)

* Voted YES on prohibiting same-sex marriage. (Sep 1996)

* Voted NO on prohibiting job discrimination by sexual orientation. (Sep 1996)

* Voted YES on Amendment to prohibit flag burning. (Dec 1995)

* Voted YES on banning affirmative action hiring with federal funds. (Jul 1995)

* Supports anti-flag desecration amendment. (Mar 2001)

* Rated 25% by the ACLU, indicating an anti-civil rights voting record. (Dec 2002)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

DONCHA JUST LOVE IT???

SO LONG GONZO - you filth!!

Great week so far!!