Thursday, August 16, 2007

First Bimbo Jenna is Engaged


CRAWFORD, Texas - Is a White House wedding in the works?

Jenna Bush, one of President Bush's twin daughters, is engaged to be married to her longtime boyfriend, Henry Hager, the White House announced Thursday.
I really hope the little twirp is pregnant. I really really do. That would do so much to upset the repignican paradigm about no sex before marriage.

I also hope that this nitwit from Richmond who wants to get divorced from Jenna in about 12 years has asked her about her fuckathon with the unemployed Argentine guy last Christmas - back when the First Twins were asked by the US Ambassador to Argentina to leave the country because of the problems they were creating.

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