None Of the Above Leads in Iowa Repignican Polling

In a development certain to rock the Repignican Party and its abysmal field of candidates to be the new George Bush in 2008, venerable None of the Above is leading the pack in the Hawkeye State.

None of the Above has polled higher than Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Fred Thompson, and all the other Republican presidential candidates, reflecting a lackluster field that isn’t catching on with the American people.

And to amplify that point the Democratic National Commitee is running this advertisement in the Ames Tribune this week.

Read below what the Candidate has to say about himself.

Voters are hungry for change and real leadership on the issues they care about. None of the Above is the only Republican candidate who represents the values and priorities of the American people. He is the only Republican offering real solutions to the challenges facing our country.

None of the Above proudly rises above the Republican Culture of Corruption, as the only Republican to oppose the commutation of Scooter Libby and the only Republican to say no to the oil companies, the pharmaceutical lobby, and the other special interests with a narrow agenda that most Americans reject.

None of the Above has never been a lobbyist, never flip-flopped on an important issue, and never supported a 50 year war in Iraq. He's the only Republican candidate with a plan to make sure every American has access to health insurance. And unlike his rivals for the nomination, he refuses to embrace the failed policies of the Bush administration.

Despite a crowded Republican field, None of the Above is leading in several polls as the only Republican candidate that speaks to America's core values. Currently there are no Republican candidates in the field that provide the leadership necessary for our future, making None of the Above the only hope for a change in direction from the current Bush Administration.

Help spread the word about None's phenomenal climb in the polls by sending infromation about him to your friends, especially friends who live in Iowa.

Clearly given the slate of 10 losers vying for the Repignican nod, its time that fresh blood enters the race. Based on what I know of his record and his commitment if I was a Repignican I'd be voting for None of the Above. You should also.