Thursday, August 9, 2007

It Never Ends


Repignican Florida State Legislator Bob Allen seems to have the same problem that the former President of the Young Repignican Foundation has. The only difference is that Bob is willing to pay for it.

Check out this video

It seems that this family values member of the Florida legislature felt intimidated by a black person in a public park in Titusville. And, as Bob's story goes, his only logical way to avoid becoming a "statistic" (as he called it) was to offer this black person $20 for the opportunity to suck the black man's cock.

Now, I don't know about you but that seems entirely logical to me. Yup. I'll remember that. The next time I'm threatened by someone I'll say "Oh, can I pay you $20 and then suck your cock so you won't hurt me?" Yup. That'll work.

Maybe everyone now should carry an extra $20 around in their pocket for protection whenever they feel threatened. At least they wouldn't have to be carrying a gun.

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