Glenn Murphy, former President of the Young Repignican Foundation seems to have a bit of a problem. Glenn just cant seem to keep other men's dicks out of his mouth.
For an absolutely hilarious (I mean side splitting) story about this sociopath, check out this police report from Clark County Indiana that recounts an incident a little over a week ago when Family Values Glenn was caught with a dick in his mouth that just happened to be attached to a friend who was asleep.
The funniest line in the police report is this statement by the alleged victim "He (Murphy) was holding my dick with one hand, and sucking my dick with his mouth."!!!!
I can just imagine that former Senators Rick Santorum and George Macaca Allen and Presidential "advisor" Karl Rove are fantasizing that they could have been there with Glenn that night.
Then to top it off, Murphy sent this email to his friends telling them (in a very round about way) about his decision to leave the Young Repignicans. Note that the reason given is a business reason, not that he got caught a second time with a dick not belonging to him in his mouth.
I think I need to call 911 and have someone take me to the ER. My sides hurt so bad from laughing at this family values story I need medical assistance to take away the pain!
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