Tuesday, April 3, 2007

The Chimp's Latest No-News "News" Conference



Today the song "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden" took on added meaning because Chimpy McFlightsuit held the latest in a long series of nonsensical non-news "news" conferences from the Rose Garden. I sincerely hope that on January 20, 2009, just after Al Gore is sworn in as the first legally elected President since Bill Clinton, someone brings in the Mayan priests who cleansed the Mayan holy site in Guatemala after the Chimp's visit last month, and have them chase out the evil spirits from all of the lies perpetrated on the public from the Rose Garden.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/03/senate.funds/index.html

There are two aspects of today's news conference that deserve to be explored in greater depth.

First and foremost is the lie Bush perpetrated when he quipped that the Congress was on vacation while the bill to fund the troops was languishing. What the Chimp failed to mention was that most of the members of Congress, while not in session, are in their home districts meeting with constituents. At the same time, the Chimp is leaving this week for his own vacation at his paid-for-by-others ranch. The Chimp has taken more "vacations" than any other "president" in history. Check this link for information.

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=George_W._Bush:_The_War_President_is_Missing_in_Action_(External_Links)

However the ignorant son of a bitch has the temerity to complain about members of Congress basically goofing off while "the troops" are placed in harms way.

Well, Bush, you asshole, it seems to me that House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is in Syria right this second talking with the leader of that country about ways to fix the problems YOU and the neocon death cult have created in Iraq and the rest of the Middle East. Nancy Pelosi is using her spring vacation to fix another Bush mess (sounds like what Daddy has done for the Chimp all his life). Why, instead of going to Crawford to bugger sheep and piss on fence posts with Barney, aren't you in the Middle East trying to fix the fuck up you have created there? It seems to me that any and all of those malingering Congresspeople on their dastardly vacations are doing more work to right the wrongs than you know is possible.

The second disgusting thing (second but not last) the Chimp uttered today was his comment to the families of kids being shot at for his lies in Iraq when he sounded big-brotherly about bringing their loved ones home "from the front lines." Well, asshole, why aren't ANY of your loved ones on the front lines?? If the noble cause (we never EVER hear you spew that one any more) in Iraqnam is so noble, why aren't Jenna and Barbie over there ducking shrapnel? We know that Jenna is more interested in sucking down huge loads of semen from unemployed 25-year old Argentines. Why hasn't her privileged little ass been sent off to the front lines?? I am guessing that there is a mother scared senseless living in Barron County Wisconsin right now who wishes it was YOUR kid on the front line in Iraqnam not hers.

Why not atone for a life of skating by with no consequences and send your loved ones to the front lines?

It will never happen because the entire Bush crime family, starting with Grandpa Prescott who used to do business deals with Hitler during the Second World War, all the way through to and including Jenna the cum-slurper have never been held accountable for a thing they have done. Instead, others have paid the price for Bush family malfesence.

This quote is a perfect example of how far removed from reality the Bush family is:

"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway so this (chuckle) – this is working very well for them." –Former First Lady Barbara Bush, on the hurricane evacuees at the Astrodome in Houston, Sept. 5, 2005


The Chimp is no different.

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