Monday, February 26, 2007

How Would You Stop Wasteful Government Spending?

John McCain and his bullshit express have a story going on right now on news asking the public how it would stop wasteful government spending (click on the post title for the link).

Not wanting to miss an opportunity to tell Senator Snarl what I thought, I posted the following reply.

All spending that comes from Washington originates from the House and Senate Appropriations Committees. Not one penny that any politician gloats about we government employees spending "wastefully" exists until the Appropriations Committees tell Federal employees to spend the money. We do what Congress tells us to do and we spend what and where and how Congress tells us to spend.

Given that the Bush Crime Family and its Repugnican cohorts in the Congress have, for the last six years, bankrupted the nation while telling us we are "safe" from "turists", I would suggest that to stop wasteful government spending we throw EVERY Repugnican member of the House and Senate out to the street. They along with Bush squandered a huge budget surplus built up by Bill Clinton. They seem to be the problem. I would love nothing more than to have all 435 members of the House and 100 members of the Senate sitting on the D side of the aisle.

Much needed oversight of government programs, now possible because adults are in the majority of the House and (barely) the Senate, will reveal just how badly the Repugnicans have bungled things in the last 6 years. Oversight is where wasteful government spending will stop. Source(s) My source is any news outlet other than the Faux Noise Network, and Rush Limbaugh. Try the NY Times, or or if you want honest reporting of what is going on.

Bush Funding Al-Qaeda

(click on the post title for the article)

Where is the outrage from the right?? Why aren't the pious fucking Repugnican swine screaming for Bush's impeachment after he has continued to not only aid and abet but FUND the "enemy"?

Miserable bastards.

President Dick "Snarl" Cheney pulls the strings now. He runs the show. Negorponte is on to him. All too late for the weasel.

And remember - they still need their "PEARL HARBOR" (pnac) since they took a public beating about their failures on 9/11.

I bet a Northwoods Project unfolds before Bush leaves. He needs some semblance of a legacy. It's always been about the "image" for our King
Destroy it - fix it - then look like the hero. PFFT!

Problem, for them, is Bush isn't that smart - Cheney has the balls to kill some more of us, where George doesn't.

Brace yourself.

Is Treason An Impeachable Offense?

I'm a tad confused by this story (click on the post title for the link)

If the man with the permanent snarl is investing in Iran at a time when the Failure-in-Chief is rattling sabers there, could that mean that Dick Cheney is supporting the "enemy"? In a time of "war" doesn't that equal treason?

And wasn't Bill Clinton impeached for a simple blow job? What am I missing here?

And Bush Has Accomplished What, Exactly?

(this is stolen from a great commentary on this morning)




GDP--rose from 6300 to11,600

NATIONAL INCOME-5,000 to 8,000 Billion--

JOBS CREATED—237,00 per month to replace Jimmy Carter record of 218,000.


AVERAGE WEEKLY HOURS WORKED--never hit 35.0--hit that mark 4 times in 80's

UNEMPLOYMENT--from 7.2% down down down to as low as 3.9%

MINIMUM WAGE--$4.25 to $5.15

MINORITIES--did exceedingly well

HOME OWNERSHIP--hit all time high (no big deal most can say this-except Reagan)

DEFICIT--290 Billion to whoopee a SURPLUS

DEBT----+28%---300% increase over prior 12 years by Conservatives.

FEDERAL SPENDING--+28%---+80% under Reagan- who is da true conservative?

DOW JONES AVERAGE—3,500 to 11,700 all it's history to get to 3500 and Clinton-Gore zooms it

NASDAQ--700 to 5,000---all of it's history to get to 700 and Clinton-Gore zooms it

VALUES INDEXES-- almost all bad went down--good went up in zoom zoom zoom

FOREIGN AFFAIRS--Peace on Earth good will toward each other---Mark of a true Christian--what has Bush done to Peace on Earth?

POPULARITY---highest poll ratings in history during peacetime in AFRICA, ASIA AND

EUROPE . Even 98.5% in Moscow--left office with Highest Gallup rating since it was started in 1920's.

STAND UP FOR JUSTICE--evil conservatives spent $110,000,000 on hearings and investigations and caught one very evil man who took a few plane rides to events.

BOW YOUR HEADS—“Thank you "god" for sending us a man of Bill Clinton/Al Gore's character, intelligence, knowledge of governance, ability to face up to crises without whimpering and a great leader of the world. Amen”.

Lying Left Wing Media

I just heard on the news that there was more violence in Iraq today! Imagine my surprise. Why those lying sacks of shit at NBC. I just plainly heard Uncle Dick Cheney tell us everything is hunky-dory in Iraq! What the fuck? Something must be done about the left wing media!! If they keep telling the truth like this people might think that Bush failed again at something he tried. Far be it for the Chimp to fail at anything. Afterall he was a successful cheerleader at Andover Prep School 40 some years ago.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Sometimes You Just Can't Win

Stories like this one from Reuters (click on the post title for the link)get me so damned depressed. Planes fall out of the sky all the time. Why not now? Why not when such a grand gesture would have done so much to restore the world's faith in the United States?

Yahoo News is headlining this story as "VP's Plane Has Minor Electrical Problem." My guess is, given how adept these crooked bastards are at lying, there was probably a major electrical meltdown on the VP's plane. All of the little mice that keep the treadmill running have singed hair. There was probably smoke billowing from each engine and the cockpit was blackened by smoke. The VP probably had another heart attack (we can hope)yet the White House lie machine will portray this as a minor electrical problem.

We were so near and yet so far. I guess we'll just have to impeach this lying bastard also.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Summarizing Bush's Successful Residency

Bush’s success:

5 years in Afghanistan and now Bush is begging for more NATO troops. Hat in hand begging for more troops because the Taliban is gearing up for a spring offensive.

Coming up on 5 years in Iraq, after declaring the Mission Accomplished, after saying there was no insurgency, after saying week after week that the situation was getting better.

6 years after 9/11 and the WTC hasn’t been rebuilt.

New Orleans is an urban wasteland of govnermental neglect.

US image overseas is the worst it has been, ever.

Russia is now ramping up a new Cold War.

China is shooting down satellites and using submarines to trail US aircraft carriers.

South and Latin America are ganging up against the US.

Domestically America is polarized…even though it is about 70% against Bush, you wouldn’t know it from Bush and the mainstream medias characterization of the debates.

Heckuva job.

13,000th Email to the Chimp-in-Chief

Dear resident Bush

Since you were first illegally anointed as resident of the White House by Tony Scalia and the Supremes I have been sending you email after email pointing out the mistakes you continue to make and in some cases offering alternatives for your destructive behaviors. Of course you have never listened.

Today, however, marks an important milestone in my continual efforts to help you be a better resident. Yup, Dumbya, by my count this email is number 13,000 in a series of helpful comments I have provided you. That averages 2, 166 emails per year (180 per month, 45 per week or 6.5 per day) over the 6 very long years since you first started occupying the White House. Because my never ending disgust with you and your ilk wont cease, I guess you can expect about 4,332 more emails from me on stupid things you do and say during the next two very long years until you are run from office and replaced by a human on January 20, 2009. I'm up for the challenge, and the Secret Service goons who read your emails would probably miss the laughter they cause, so I will make triply sure that I continue to bombard you with my thoughts for the next two very long years.

Now, Dumbya, please follow Darth Cheney's advice to Senator Leahy and go fuck yourself. Then have a nice day. K?

Are Bush and Ted Haggard Butt Buddies?

(click on the post title for the story)

Bush on bin Laden: "I will screw him in the ass"

Neatly tucked inside Uri Dromi's review in Harretz of Uri Dan's new book, "Ariel Sharon: An Intimate Portrait," comes this charming tidbit:

Speaking of George Bush, with whom Sharon developed a very close relationship, Uri Dan recalls that Sharon's delicacy made him reluctant to repeat what the president had told him when they discussed Osama bin Laden. Finally he relented. And here is what the leader of the Western world, valiant warrior in the battle of cultures, promised to do to bin Laden if he caught him: "I will screw him in the ass!"

The Decider, ladies and gentlemen. Churchill incarnate.

Friday, February 16, 2007

Help Do Away With Paperless Voting

Too many voters are still stuck with paperless voting machines -- machines that are vulnerable to tampering and malfunction.

A new bill in Congress would ban paperless voting. It's got enough support to pass, but time is short. This week, the Democratic leadership is deciding what Congress will take up next. If they don't put voting on the agenda, there simply won't be time to make the change by the 2008 presidential election.

We need Congress to ban paperless voting before it's too late. Can you help out by signing this petition to Congress? It's really easy -- just click the link below:

and if that doesn't work, copy the URL and put it in your browser

Email to a Florida Congresswoman Ginny Waite About Iraqnam

Dear Ginny.

For someone elected to Congress you certainly are out of touch with reality, Ginny. This story of your pitiful testimony yesterday from the floor of the House points out just how far removed from reality you actually are. (click on the post title to view the article).

Its quite alright, apparently, for you to sit there and demand that soldiers stay in the meat grinder of Iraqnam and "git er done" (where in HELL did you learn english? From the same school Bush attended?) but consider this. Would you be so gung ho on gittin er done if you had children in Iraqnam? Would it be such a hot idea then Ginny?

Which brings up another point, Ginny. Why DONT you have children in Iraqnam? I notice that those who still support the failed Bush policy of oppression in Iraqnam do not have ANY kids in harms way. If Iraqnam is so important why dont you demand that your children and the children of every other Repugnican supporter of this failure enlist and be sent to Iraqnam until they git er done.

Maybe it wouldn't be such an important deal then, huh Ginny?

Thursday, February 15, 2007

THIS Is How a Real President Attacks an Issue

Note that 2 billion people will likely participate in Al Gore's Live Earth concert. And,they will all appreciate Gore for what he does

Compare that to the 6 billion or more people who hate George Bush and would only show up to see Bush if he was unarmed and bound in the ring of a pit bull fight.

Some difference

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Meet the Next Senator from Minnesota

We all knew this was coming. At least those of us with an IQ greater than a woodchuck knew this was coming. Today, on his final show with Air America Radio, Al Franken announced that he is running for Senator from Minnesota. Although the rumor cannot be confirmed, we hear that soon-to-be-ex Senator Norm Coleman was silently (but vigorously) filling his shorts when Al made the announcement. Click on the post title to be taken to the story.

And since you are reading my blog you must be a flaming liberal also (or, less likely, a repugnican troll), you might want to go to this website to learn more about Al's candidacy.

When you go to Al's site make sure you click on the link that says "Click Here For a Message from Al" DAMN, man!!! Listen to what he says...and then ask yourself what a blood bath it will be in a debate when Norm Coleman foolishly evades comments about gutting Social Security or about hosing Pell Grants for kids going to college. It will be so beautiful watching Al rip this son of a bitch to shreds.

Also, while you are on Al's site, make sure you click on the "contribute" link. I did, and after the money went into Al's campaign I got this message back from Al - a predictably great jab at repugnicans:

Thanks -- your contribution has been processed!

Thank you for helping us win this race. Your gift will help us feed our volunteers, buy our banners, pay our phone bills, and hire our staff. If this were a Republican campaign, you'd probably be in line for a big tax cut or a subsidy for your company now, but since it's not, please accept our gratitude

Anyone who doesn't believe that Al Franken is the real deal will be in for a huge surprise when the 111th Congress convenes in less than 2 years and they see a formerly cauliflower-eared wrestler from that state to the west of Wisconsin take the oath of office. I can hardly wait.

Email to Congressman Todd Akin, Repugnican-MO

This was sent to the esteemed Congressman from eastern Missouri through his office's online contact site. Click on the post title to see the story that generated this letter.

Dear Congressman Dickwad.

This story about your statements yesterday on the floor of the House, invoking the "Crockett Defense" shows once again what an utter fool you are. Davy Crockett had access to a blackberry in the early 1830's? He must have gotten it from the technologically superior French perhaps?

And why would congress be calling someone 13 years before Texas became a part of the United States?

Its bad enough that the Repugnicans think they are morally superior to everyone. What makes it worse is when you morons are so factually incorrect all the time.

Thank Allah that the 2008 election is less than 2 years away so we can turn more of you ignorant fuckers out to pasture, and finally (legally) install Al Gore as president. Have a nice day congressman.

Were you a history major at Jerry Falwell's "Liberty" college perhaps?

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

One Less Repugnican Befouling the Earth

(Click on the post title for the article)

Isn't this GREAT news?? One more Repugnican succumbs.

When you read this story you learn that this pro-family compassionate conservative died from lung cancer. That should pull at your heart strings. Right? Well, check out this bit of information about him:

2005 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 12 percent in 2005.

2004 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 13 percent in 2004.

2004 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American College of Emergency Physicians 50 percent in 2004.

2003-2004 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the National Breast Cancer Coalition 67 percent in 2003-2004.

2003-2004 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Academy of Emergency Medicine 25 percent in 2003-2004.

2003 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 11 percent in 2003.

2003 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the Global AIDS Alliance 0 percent in 2003.

2002 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 17 percent in 2002.

2001 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 0 percent in 2001.

2001 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Medical Association 0 percent in 2001.

2000 Representative Norwood supported the interests of the American Public Health Association 0 percent in 2000.

I'm not sure about you, but I'm not losing any sleep knowing that this compassionate conservative is tits up. Actually I think I'm going to pop the cork on a good bottle of French merlot and celebrate. Only 59 million more of the ignorant Repugnican bastards and the country can set a course toward the future.

Monday, February 12, 2007

Popcorn Needed in DC Federal Court

The following is a note from my friend Jaye at - an online radio station you should listen to daily Enjoy!

If I was a juror (in the Libby case), I would asking myself a ton of questions.

Is Fitzy looking for Wells to make his case so Wells blows the lid on Rove & Cheney, on cross? And when Rove takes the stand how can Rove defend his involvement, unless he lies? He can't. Wells will bury him to protect Libby.

I'm thinking that's what Fitz is hoping for. He can sit back and watch the circus of lying back stabbers finally perjure themselves.

Wells, in opening, already stated that Libby was made the scapegoat to protect Rove. Then he dropped the Cheney bomb.

It'll be interesting to see how Rove/Barlett(and possibly Cheney/Fielding) dance around both Fitz and Wells. Especially when Wells sole purpose for living is to put the blame sq on Rove, and or, Cheney.

I dunno - In pictures, Libby sure looks confident - and well he should be if the leak was Rove or Cheney this whole time. If it is -- someone lied to Fitz and the grand jury the first go round ... then watch the subpoena's fly! Finally getting to the crime of outing a known uncover operative.

I'm thinking this is what Fitzy had in mind all along, and why he recalled Rove 4-5 times. He just needed someone to eventually screw up. And that was Libby. With that he can force Rove or Cheney to perjure themselves now as Libby tries to defend himself. Someone is/was bold face lying. And I'm getting it wasn't just Libby and Fitzy knew that all along.

Get the popcorn!!

Dixie Chicks Go 5 for 5

And send another hearty "fuck you George" to the Failure-in-Chief in the White House

Only Bush getting a blow job from one of his interns would be sweeter than this! And for Toby Keith? Lets hope he's good to stay next time he's good to go to Mexico.

(click on the post title to go to the story)

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Supporting Free Speech and the Dixie Chicks

If you want to make a statement defending free speech and supporting the Dixie Chicks, click on the post title and then follow the link to the Dixie Chicks website.

Once there, click on the link for "vote here"

This will require you to register at country music but what the hell

Once you are registered and have your username and password, go back in and scroll through all of the categories for Country Music videos that have the Dixie Chicks nominated. Of course vote for all of the Chicks stuff. In the category "wide open video" you'll see a nomination for Jimmy Buffett's "Take the Weather With You" video. Make sure you click that one also.

I had to chuckle when I saw that pompous ass Toby Keith had been nominated for something. I hope he is "good to go to Mexico" and stays there. The prick.

More Important Than Bashing Bush

Yes...its possible there are a few things more important than beating bush into submission. Things like Jimmy Buffett music.

In case you're sitting there needing a change of latitude but there's no plane on Sunday, go to this site for some Margaritaville relief

First click on the title of this post and once in the site just click on the link "Play the Best of Jimmy Buffett" and take yourself on a more southerly track.

There are about 40 or so of His songs on here.....the classic Buffett party songs of course (M Ville, Fins, Volcano, Why Dont We Get Drunk, Boat Drinks) but also alot of his "ballads" which, if the truth be known are his best - things like A Pirate Looks at 40, Take Another Road, Banana Republics, Cowboy in the Jungle).

Its a perfect Parrothead Training site for the uninitiated, and a good place for we of the more fanatic Parrothead realm to brush up on some words we MAY have forgotten.

Now for a bit of no plane on Sunday Parrothead trivia.

There is a song on this list that was Jimmy's first song to make the top 10. The trivia question is (and this is one that regularly separates the wheat from the chaff). "What was Jimmy's first song to make the top 10 AND where was he standing when he first learned that it went to the top 10?" One hint for the wasn't Margaritavlle, and he wasn't standing in Key West (or anywhere in this hemisphere for that matter)

What Will It Take to Impeach This Idiot?

In response to an article in this week's Newsweek (click on the post title to see the article)I sent the following letter to my two Senators and my Congressman this morning. Copy the letter and send it to your members also. This arrogant asshole in the White House needs to be removed NOW while we still have some democracy remaining in the country.

Dear Senators Warner and Webb, and Congressman Moran

Please let me and others in Virginia, and the nation for that matter, know just how much more Congress is going to put up with before you impeach, try, and remove George Bush from office?

This article from the current week's online version of Newsweek is but another reason Bush needs to be removed from office. And soon.

Despite all of the political niceties that are being spewed, and all of the folks falling on their sword taking the blame for giving the president "bad intelligence" anyone with the IQ of a woodchuck knows that the CIA and others were pressured to produce "intelligence" that fit the White House policy. Unlike any other time in history, the policy on Iraqnam was made and the intelligence found to justify it, rather than the intelligence forming the policy.

And what did that strong-arming and bullying (by Dick Cheney) get us? It got the Neocons everything they wanted. It gave the rest of us a $700 Billion dollar debacle from which it will take forever and a day to extract ourselves. Now we have Bush doing the exact same thing with Iran.

Exactly the same thing. If you had a staffer with the time to devote to it, I'm sure you could take any of Bush/Cheney woe-is-us speeches on the "threat" Iraq posed, remove the word "Iraq" and replace it with "Iran" and you'll have the same recycled speeches 5 years later. We have lost the war in Iraq. We have lost the war in Afghanistan. Because Bush lacks mental capacity AND testosterone, we are about to start World War III which given our past record we are surely to lose also.

What on earth will it take for the Congress to get off its collective collegial ass and take the steps needed to remove Bush and Cheney NOW? The time for talking nice is past. This man and his Administration are a menace to this country and do nothing to protect us. Hell, now even Barbados, a 21 square mile island in the Caribbean, hates the United States. Does that make you feel "safer"? It doesn't me.

Please, please, please, take the actions necessary, today, to get Bush out of office and get this nation back on the right track. We need you to act and we need it done now. What little democracy there is remaining in this country cannot take 709 more days of Bush and company.

I would appreciate knowing, be it in a floor speech, a news release, or a rant on CNN, that you take this seriously and intend to move forward with doing whats right for the country, not whats right for collegiality.

Thank you.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Now We Have ANOTHER Purpose in Iraqnam!!

This is interesting stuff!!! Now our purpose is to help the Iraqi's "gain the time they need to save their country". I thought we were looking for weapons of mass deception?

(click on the post title to go to the news story)

Rather than pissing away billions of dollars monthly to help Iraq gain the time it needs to save their country, lets spend those billions HERE to save our country from Bush and the neocon menace.

I would truly love to see the military rise up and overthrow that arrogant little cocksucker living illegally in the White House. Hell, I would even drive one of the tanks that stormed the White House lawn. Just need to learn to drive one. But I'd do it.

I'd also like to see us using billions of dollars each month to wipe Israel from the face of the Middle East. Damn. If you want to bring stability to Mesopotamia, start by getting rid of the bur under everyone's saddle there. Think of how much we would save over the long run in foreign aid payments if we helped eliminate Israel today? The mind fairly boggles.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Stepping in Dog Shit Polls Higher than Bush

Both Fruitcake and Stepping in Dog Shit poll higher than does George Bush. Read it here by clicking on the title of this post.

Off With Their Treasonous Testicles!

Oh my god/allah, its finally happened. The liberal media has done so much aiding and abetting of the enemy and giving them comfort with the liberal call to remove American troops from the killing fields of Iraqnan, that now the soldiers themselves are saying its a lost cause.

I wonder how worthless pieces of shit like Joe Loserman and Saxby Chambliss will characterize this? Obviously these soldiers on the ground (unlike William Kristol and other war experts who have never seen a gun let alone a firefight) haven't had the opportunity to watch Faux "News" or listen to Rush because they are telling the public the truth about whats happening on the ground in Iraqnam.

Whats most unfortunate is that the Bush twins aren't there in the meat grinder of Baghdad. Nope while these poor kids are getting shot for lies perpetrated on the world by Dictator George Bush, the Bush twins are out slurping down loads of semen in Argentina. Just doesn't seem fair.

Personally I think everyone of these traitorous soldiers, the ones telling the truth about the debacle in Iraqnam, should be castrated. That'll teach them to look beyond the Army outreach manuals and see the reality of what they are facing there. All for a lost cause to increase the profits of Haliburton and Exxon.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Pouring Water Down a Badger Hole

The following email was just sent to Senator Jim Webb (pugnacious D-VA), Senator John Warner (R-VA) and my Congressman Jim Moran, also a pugnacious D from Virginia regarding the most recent Bush atrocity - his statement that he needs an additional $245 billion over the next two years to further inflame passions against the United States in the Middle East.


In the lead up to the illegal invasion of Iraq, we were told by our "leader" that the war in Iraq would "pay for itself." (Almost in the same breath we were told by Dick Cheney, the man with the permanent snarl, that we would be greeted as liberators - but thats a different lie). As of today we have spent something like $470 BILLION dollars pouring water down that badger hole and its gotten us nothing but a black eye in the world community.

Now, today, we are told that Bush wants an additional $245 BILLION over the rest of this FY and next FY for his misadventures and folly in Iraqnam.

I don't know about you but I'm sure sick of this. What he's proposing will top $700 billion dollars over 6 years. Think of what we the people could have done with that money to work on health care reform, upgrading infrastructure, increased research on mental health issues, working to make sure that no child really is left behind, cleaning up our drinking water supplies, suicide prevention outreach and education, expanding student loan programs for college students or forgiving the loans that have already been given, and a whole host of other issues that would benefit society.

Instead we are being told by the man-child in the White House that he wants more play money to kill more American kids so his oil buddies can make bigger profits when the mess is over.

I'm fed up and I hope you are also. Please show some pugnaciousness when this spending bill comes up for debate. Say not only no, but hell no. If Bush and the Neocons are so gung ho on spending that kind of money why aren't they paying for it themselves? William Kristol should start putting his money where his Neocon mouth is.

Please let us know in a news release or some other form how you plan to address this latest waste of your money and mine that will do nothing more than further harm the name of the United States in the world's view.


Iraq NIE - We're Fucked

Bush will laugh and cajole and try to find something funny in this NIE. But the bottom line is we're fucked and will continue to be fucked for a long time. The good news is all of that bad news will be while a Repugnican resided (however illegally) in the White House. Should be helpful on election day 2008

It will be interesting to watch Faux "news" Rush, Ann Coultergeist William Kristol and other Repugnican/ neocon whack jobs try to play down what is really said here.

I just wish all of the Iraq war lovers had kids there.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Pancakes More Popular Than Bush at Illinois Diner

Its stories like this that restore my faith in the potential intelligence of the 'Merikun populace. Check out the response by the lady who was reading the obituaries. Priceless is the only word that comes to mind. Priceless.

Dear Dumbya:

How does it feel to have nobody want you around any more, Dumbya? Even Barney has taken to raising his little Scottish leg and pissing on your foot.

Some like Joe Loserman will still swoon around you if they think it will get them political points. However intelligent 'merikuns see you now for the joke you've always been.

By the way, Dumbya, did you hear about the new minority group in the United States? The Republican-American. Apparently the fastest growing minority in the country.

Email to Senator Jim Inhofe (R-OK)

Jim Inhofe has to be, hands down, the most anally-retentive Repugnican in the Senate (now that Rick Santorum and Macaca Allen are gone that is) especially related to his steadfast denial that global warming exists. Today, on the eve of the release of a major international report pointing out just how seriously fucked humankind is by global warming, I sent this email through the Senator's online comment form. (Hint: Congress members and Senators only allow their constituents to email them on these forms. To get around that, if you want to contact someone who isn't your member or Senator, simply go to their website and copy down their District office mailing address and phone number. Put that in the form and type away. Most of the Repugnicans are too stupid to figure out you're using their District office address anyway).

Dear Jim

Still deny there is no global warming even after an international body of scientists says humans cause it?

Of course you deny it. Noted climate scientists Michael Crichton and Rush Limbaugh weren't on the panel. Must be part of Al Gore's way of getting to the White House, huh?

By the way, Jim, did you notice today that Al Gore was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize? Meanwhile your infantile "president" is running around almost wiping out workers in a caterpillar factory. Some leader, huh, Jim?