Research Shows Binge Drinkers Prefer Beer

WHAT?? Someone had to do research to show that binge drinkers prefer beer?

ATLANTA - Binge drinkers are more likely to have a beer can in hand than a shot glass, new research shows.

Unless you're talking about teens. They prefer the hard stuff.

The stereotype-shattering findings are reported in two studies by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

All the researchers had to do was talk to my Uncle Buck to reach that conclusion.

Whats most disturbing is that someone pissed away tens of thousands of tax dollars to have the CDC conduct "research" that restates the obvious.