Email to Condi Rice

This was just sent to Secretary Incisor through the State Department website. I'm sure that Condi will be getting back to me this evening if not sooner.

Dear Secretary Fang Rice

Condi...I didn't see your overdeveloped incisors flaring too much during the hearing today before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Must have been a big surprise for you to hear members of your own hideous political party calling you and the chimp a fucking liar.

In case you were on acid during the hearing and didnt catch what the senators said, I'm providing a link to the story from Salon.com

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/

You know, Condi, for the longest time you (and your incisors) were the only person on earth I knew of who could look someone in the face while you sat there with a huge steaming clump of dog shit on your nose and tell everyone convincingly "there's no huge steaming clump of dog shit on my nose" and believe it yourself. However, Fang, I think those days are now over with the Democrats finally in control of your echo chamber on Capitol Hill, and with Repugnicans who smell their certain defeat at the polls in 2008 realizing that getting off Bush's sinking ship now is a wise move.

Its unfortunate that, given your academic background, you are obviously totally incapable of independent thought. How much longer are you going to be a token intellectual for the Bush Abomination as it sinks the United States and our formerly good name, further into the abyss of world opinion?

You probably dont care because when you are out of a job on January 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm you'll likely get a job working for the incisor-reduction industry lobbyists on K Street.

Nice try today, Fang. Unfortunately you and Bush and the rest of the steaming pile of dog shit in the Bush Administration have lied once too often and not listened to the story of the boy who cried wolf enough times. You shit in your own mess kit. Now put those incisors to work cleaning up your mess.

Here's hoping for a quick painless American departure from the debacle that you and the neocon's have created in Iraqnam.

Craig Faanes