Monday, January 29, 2007

The Human Stupidity Quotient Continues to Skyrocket

And its apogee is nowhere in sight.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070129/us_nm/globalwarming_survey_dc

I can't freaking believe this....THIRTEEN PERCENT of the American public (that would be forty million people) have never heard of global warming! Ninety one percent of the world's population views global warming as at least a serious threat, but here in the "homeland" 40 million people have never heard of it.

This cant be attributed to watchers of Faux "News" because if they watched Faux they would have been told that global warming is a hoax. At least they would have HEARD of global warming . This statistic, however, defies explanation.

Where have these people been? Are they all living in that undisclosed location with President-of-Vice Dick (Permanent Snarl) Cheney? Do they not read ANYTHING? Are these the NASCAR lovers who can tell you which tire Dale Earnhardt blew out in the fifth race at Talladega in 1997, but cant name their member of Congress? Maybe these 40 million people are "Christians". That explains it. "God" and his shadow fairy tale "Jesus" will take care of everything so why worry about a concept like global warming?

This is even more evidence of how badly thinking people need to abandon this country and move where intelligence is the norm. France fits that bill. And so does Spain. And, don't forget "Oh, Canada." Maybe we should all congregate in liberal-thinking Vermont and then declare our independence from the United States. Cant you just imagine Senator Patrick Leahy riding on horseback over the Green Mountains yelling "One if by land. Two if by sea"? Leave this cerebral junk pile and move where intelligence matters. It doesn't here any more.

The base of my palm and my forehead are both battered to a bloody pulp right now. Maybe a drink will make things better?

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