Lying Left Wing Media

I just heard on the news that there was more violence in Iraq today! Imagine my surprise. Why those lying sacks of shit at NBC. I just plainly heard Uncle Dick Cheney tell us everything is hunky-dory in Iraq! What the fuck? Something must be done about the left wing media!! If they keep telling the truth like this people might think that Bush failed again at something he tried. Far be it for the Chimp to fail at anything. Afterall he was a successful cheerleader at Andover Prep School 40 some years ago.