And Bush Has Accomplished What, Exactly?

(this is stolen from a great commentary on SmirkingChimp.com this morning)

READ THIS RECORD-----PRAISE AL & BILL

PRAISE CLINTON & GORE---WITH PLEASURE

The ALL-AMERICAN Team--

GDP--rose from 6300 to11,600

NATIONAL INCOME-5,000 to 8,000 Billion--

JOBS CREATED—237,00 per month to replace Jimmy Carter record of 218,000.

AVERAGE WEEKLY EARNINGS--$360 to $478

AVERAGE WEEKLY HOURS WORKED--never hit 35.0--hit that mark 4 times in 80's

UNEMPLOYMENT--from 7.2% down down down to as low as 3.9%

MINIMUM WAGE--$4.25 to $5.15

MINORITIES--did exceedingly well

HOME OWNERSHIP--hit all time high (no big deal most can say this-except Reagan)

DEFICIT--290 Billion to whoopee a SURPLUS

DEBT----+28%---300% increase over prior 12 years by Conservatives.

FEDERAL SPENDING--+28%---+80% under Reagan- who is da true conservative?

DOW JONES AVERAGE—3,500 to 11,700 all it's history to get to 3500 and Clinton-Gore zooms it

NASDAQ--700 to 5,000---all of it's history to get to 700 and Clinton-Gore zooms it

VALUES INDEXES-- almost all bad went down--good went up in zoom zoom zoom

FOREIGN AFFAIRS--Peace on Earth good will toward each other---Mark of a true Christian--what has Bush done to Peace on Earth?

POPULARITY---highest poll ratings in history during peacetime in AFRICA, ASIA AND

EUROPE . Even 98.5% in Moscow--left office with Highest Gallup rating since it was started in 1920's.

STAND UP FOR JUSTICE--evil conservatives spent $110,000,000 on hearings and investigations and caught one very evil man who took a few plane rides to events.

BOW YOUR HEADS—“Thank you "god" for sending us a man of Bill Clinton/Al Gore's character, intelligence, knowledge of governance, ability to face up to crises without whimpering and a great leader of the world. Amen”.