Dear Dubya
Now that First Bimbo Jenna is engaged to some hapless Repignican creep from Richmond who just happened to work for Karl Rove, there is a very real danger of her reproducing at some stage. After all, if she has been listening to daddy and the other extremists in the Reich-wing she's remained chaste all these years (and I used to believe in the tooth fairy also).
Even if she hasn't been as chaste as we've been led to believe once she gets in the sack with Henry on their wedding night she's going to want to make up for lost time. And since you Reich-wing nitwits are opposed to birth control that means Jenna will be in a daily (probably more like hourly) situation where she could become pregnant.
Dubya, I'm writing as a loyal 'Merikan like you to beg you to ensure that Jenna has been sterilized before she can reproduce. The world is in such horrible shape right now because of the money-grubbing Bush dynasty it simply cannot stomach the idea of one more little Bush spawn creeping around causing disasters.
So, please, if you love this country as much as you claim to (which we all know now is a lie to garner votes) why not haul Jenna down to the White House doctor's office and have him spay her. Please? Do us all a favor and make it impossible for the little twirp to spread her spawn on an already beleagured country.
Thanks Dubya. You're a real 'Merikan.
Craig Faanes
1 comment:
Cmon ... this is America. SHE'S A BUSH! It won't last. LOL Hopefully they will spare us offspring unlike the Nicole Boxer/Tony Rodham union. Now there was a disaster waiting to happen.
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