Top 10 Reasons to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Key Chain

Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.

Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.

You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican.

Now that Bush has his judges on the bench, the keychains will most likely soon be illegal (and therefore a collector's item).

Unlike Bush, our keychain has a 100% approval rating.

Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo.

In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date.

You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!

If you're reading this, the NSA is most likely already spying on you, so you might as well make it worth it!!!

Backwards Bush proudly supports Save the Children.

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