Thursday, February 14, 2008

Another Proud Day for the National Rifle Association

DEKALB, Ill. - A gunman opened fire in a lecture hall at Northern Illinois University on Thursday, injuring as many as 15 people before he was killed, authorities said. DeKalb Police Lt. Gary Spangler told the student newspaper the Northern Star that the gunman was dead. It was not immediately clear how he died.
Yup. Its days like today that make National Rifle Association members want to cream their jeans knowing that nobody is going to pry their gun from their cold dead hands. Charlton Heston is likely at home jerking off with excitement right now.

And aren't all of these students at Northern Illinois University happy that they have a stalwart group like the NRA defending the rights of a crackpot to carry a gun into a class room and starting shooting at will. Or Ed. Or John. Or Brianna. Or whomever else steps in the line of fire.

Yup, its a glorious day for the well armed milita.

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