Sunday, September 9, 2007

Bush Receives 4000 Cheek Moon in Australia


SYDNEY, Australia, Sept. 8 — “Oh, you people are recording my every move,” President Bush lamented to Annabel Crabb,a political columnist for a local newspaper, as she watched him pick his way through some pasta salad at a buffet barbecue for Australian troops the other day.
This is great stuff. Everywhere on earth the chimp drags himself people come out to try to chase him away. Too bad we can't all chase him off the edge of the earth.

I think the story author may be wrong on one account. When the Chimp showed up in Stockholm in June 2001 he was greeted by a 10,000 cheek moon. So the Aussie statement about this being the biggest mooning isn't correct. I wish I could find my picture of that great Swedish mooning.

Regardless, everyone hates our fucking chimp and that makes me happy.

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