Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A Little Shock and Awe for Chimpy?


Here's a novel idea!! Harrods has "employed" a cobra to guard a pair of $125,000 (US) shoes. Who in their right mind would pay that much for a pair of shoes is beyond me but there are some who would. Regardless, after looking at this news clip I came up with an idea.

I think that rather than go to the horrific expense of using the Secret Service to protect Chimpy McFlightsuit, we should instead just surround him with cobra's. It would certainly give him a little shock and awe with his freedom and with luck maybe one of the snakes would bite him and........ I get absolutely giddy thinking of the possibility.

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