Sunday, March 11, 2007

Fair Weather Troop "Supporters"

I just completed a spin through my apartment complex parking lot looking for (and failing to find) a Hawaii license plate. I did, however, find two new residents with Pennsylvania plates who still retained their "W 04" bumper stickers.

Curiously next to the pro-Bush bumper stickers on both of these cars there was evidence of the recent removal of the "Support Our Troops" yellow ribbon thingie.

Apparently these brave neocon nut jobs support Bush but no longer support the poor souls being killed for his lies in Iraqnam.

There are ways to handle this situation, and rest assurred that the "W 04" bumper stickers will not see the light of tomorrow (well they will but in tiny pieces laying in a garbage can). However what to do with fair weather neocons who obviously hate our freedom?

They can't be sentenced to watching the Faux Noise Network nonstop for 8 days because being Bush supporters we already know that they do.

Maybe having them read "Mein Kampf" would be a good punishment? No. It would just reaffirm their love of Bush to read the best seller written by the tradiing partner of Daddy Bush and Grandpa Prescott Bush during the Second World War.

I know what!!

Because they obviously support the war in Iraqnam because they support Bush but they dont support the troops being blown up daily by what Laura Bush calls "a single bomb" I think these two neocon nut cases should dash down to the local military recruiting office in the morning and sign up to fight in Bush's losing effort in Iraqnam.

Yeah, thats it. And they should take the Bush twins with them so they can sign up also! Damn I like this idea. I'll leave a note on their windshield this evening when I remove their Bush bumperstickers and suggest that.

I wonder if these neocons know how to get in touch with the First Twins to have them meet them at the recruiting office. Maybe daddy can phone in from being run out of Uruguay and tell them how to find the office?

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