Friday, March 16, 2007

How Bush Can Repent For His Illegal Transgressions

I've been thiking alot lately about the nearly uncountable illegal things that Bush has done in the six very long years that he has occupied the White House. The list of impeachable offenses goes on and on. However, to give the stupid bastard a break I will stipulate that Deadeye Dick Cheney, the man with a permanent snarl, has done more illegal things and arranged more despicable occurrences than our "president", a man with the IQ of a limpet, could ever concoct.

So, as a way to make up for all of this illegality, I'm suggesting to the Chimp, right here and now, that he allow Deadeye Dick to remain as vice-resident, but ONLY on the condition that he have his stents and pacemaker removed.

Seems fair and balanced to me.

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