Make It a One-Way Trip, Dumbya

Dear Dumbya (click on the post title for the story)

We can all hope that when Bush gets to Colombia and is surrounded by all those coca plants, visions of his "Irresponsible youth" that lasted into his early 40s will return. He'll imagine snorting some high quality blow at very reasonable prices each day, and then stay.

Permanently. Please Dumbya?? Dont fricking come back. Spread your form of democracy on other victims for awhile. Please?

And Dumbya, because your first stop is in Brazil I wanted to remind you of a little history (poignant since you allegedly majored in History). Remember how in 2002, when you met the President of Brazil, you had the stupid audacity to ask him "so, do you have black people there too?" In September 2002 when I was in Brazil I emailed you to tell you that in fact there ARE black people in Brazil (no Dumbya, they all weren't in the Super Dome in Houston). I also told you that Brazil is just like America. There are black people and brown people, and yellow people and white people and red people. The one thing there is not in Brazil is dumb fucks like you. Take a look around while there, Dumbya. Then stay.