Brokeback Larry Craig May Not Resign After All

BOISE, Idaho - Sen. Larry Craig is reconsidering his decision to resign after his arrest in a Minnesota airport sex sting and may still fight for his Senate seat, his spokesman said Tuesday evening.

This is even better than we could have hoped for.

Not only overwrought with the pressures of getting busted for trying to get a knobber from a cop in the Minneapolis airport, Senator Larry "Brokeback" Craig is apparently also overrun with arrogance. Thinking he will come out smelling like a rose, Brokeback is hiring an attorney and may fight his guilty plea.

WTF?

First of all Senator Brokeback has obviously never been through a divorce. If he had been he'd realize that all you get when you hire an attorney is bills. But thats fine. Let him hire the F. Lee Bailey of sleaze and let him pay him a gazillion dollars. What a waste of time and money. But its Repignican money so thats ok.

Apparently Brokeback has forgotten that even if he gets his guilty plea overturned every "god"fearing Mormon in Idaho will remember that Larry was caught trying to get his knob polished. Usually if a guy tries to get his knob polished by another guy thats considered "gay" sex and the good family values "christians" in Idaho will have a fit knowing that their esteemed knobber Larry Craig is engaging in other than heterosexual activities (I wonder if Larry ever had his way with a sheep - and how would that affect the dynamics of Blowjobgate).

I hope Larry is arrogant enough to want to keep his seat in the Senate. The only way a Democrat will win that Senate seat is now with a crippled closeted gay guy occupying the seat.

So I say go for it Brokeback. Fight to keep your seat. Draw lots of attention to yourself. That will give that guy who told the story about you and him in a Union Station bathroom even more time to dig up dirt on you. So hang in there Brokeback. You are the best thing Democrats have going for us in taking your seat in 2008. Let arrogance over rule common sense. We want that Brokeback.