Kremlin Telling Russians How to Vote

MOSCOW - With the Kremlin determined to see a high turnout in Sunday's election, many Russians say they are being pressured to vote at work under the watchful eyes of their bosses or risk losing their jobs.

They say they also are being told to provide lists of relatives and friends who will vote for United Russia, the party of President Vladimir Putin.

It will be hilarious if someone in the Bush Abomination makes comments about this effort by the Kremlin to sway the way that Russians vote for Putin's party, especially if they are righteously indignant about it.

After all, it was the Southern Baptist Church that did this very same thing in the 2000 and 2004 election cycles with their "voters guides" that instructed their sheep on how to vote for Repignofascists. It was Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell and James Dobson who took to the airwaves and told their faithful how to vote (for Repignofascists) and most recently it was the Catholic Church being exposed in the United States for telling their faithful how to vote here (for Repignofascists also).

Of course nothing will happen to the Bushies or their ilk if they comment about this horrible thing (as they will portray it) that the Kremlin is foisting on the Russian people. Still it will be fun to add one more growth spurt to the Pinocchio-like nose of the Bush Abomination.