Monday, November 26, 2007

Senator Trent Hairpiece (Repignofascist - Mississippi) Stepping Down Early


PASCAGOULA, Miss. - Mississippi Sen. Trent Lott, the Senate's No. 2 Republican, announced Monday he will retire before January, ending a 35-year career in Congress in which he rose to his party's top Senate job only to lose it over a remark interpreted as support for segregation.

"It's time for us to do something else," Lott said, speaking for himself and his wife Tricia at a news conference.
This is one of the most worthless bastards ever to serve in the Senate. The phrase "its time to do something different" is Washingtonese for "I see the handwriting on the walls. The Repignofascist dynasty we built under the mindless one has collapsed and we'll not be in a position to exert authoritarian rule over everyone so I'm outta here." Good riddance Senator Hairpiece, except that we can depend on the fools in Mississippi to provide us with another stupid Repignofascist as replacement troll. Does the name Governor Haley Barbour scare you as much as it scares me?

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