Friday, December 14, 2007

It Was Bound to Happen

U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan

The Onion

U.S. Takes Out Debt-Consolidation Loan

WASHINGTON, DC-Plagued by late fees, high interest rates, and harassing creditors, the U.S. took out a debt-consolidation loan Monday, combining the nation's $6.1 trillion debt into a single, easy monthly payment.

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