Monday, December 3, 2007

A Suggestion for Senator Brokeback


Dear Senator Brokeback:

If you are so convinced that the Idaho Statesman is "out to get you" (or maybe its "out to out you?") why dont you follow the time honored tradition of suing them?

After all if they are making baseless, slanderous statements about your getting your knob polished by guys in toilet stalls, then you should have a legal right to sue.

If thats the case, Brokeback, then why haven't you sued?

Or is the reason you have not sued because they have the goods on you and you're trying to bullshit your way out of this mess you've created with your denials?

Personally I could give a rat's cheney because I love watching you squirm. Just thought I'd pass along that suggestion.

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