Friday, October 26, 2007

Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called - The United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about alleged terrorists :

1. Terrorists believe that Bill O'Reilly is a lying liar,
2. Terrorists believe Rush Limbaugh is a porcine idiot,
3. Terrorists don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus,
4. Terrorists believe that NASCAR is watched only by pussies, and
5. Terrorists want to acquire Fox News and turn it into a respectable news outlet

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday

Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

1 comment:

das said...

Since you can't tolerate stupidity I thought I should point out that it is not the Republic party it is the Republican party. Duh!!