Wide Stance Isn't Loved By His Own Kind Any Longer

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Sen. John Ensign, who chairs the Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee, made clear to CNN's Wolf Blitzer Wednesday he wants embattled Idaho Sen. Larry Craig to leave the Senate — immediately.

"The senator said that by the end of September, if the guilty plea was not overturned, if he was not reestablished on his seniority on committees, that he would resign," said Ensign, a Republican representing Nevada. "Neither one of those things are going to happen. I call on Sen. Craig, if he loved the Senate and his party, he would keep his word. "

This makes me so sad. The party of compassionate conservatives wants our favorite senator, Mr Wide Stance of Idaho to leave the senate immediately solely because he 1) was arrested for soliciting gay sex in a mens room, 2) pleaded guilty to soliciting gay sex in a bathroom, and now 3) denies soliciting gay sex in a mens room.

Come on, Senator Ensign, can't you see that Senator Wide Stance is just confused and conflicted? Isn't this the time for all good compassionate conservatives to rally behind one of their own, chanting things like "god" will help, and other nonsense? I simply cannot believe that a party full of "chrisitans" (and pedophiles) would want to toss out one of your own in his hour of need.

"God" is going to strike you down Senator Ensign. We want Senator Wide Stance to stay in office until the bitter end. "God" knows what is best for him not you, you heretic.