Hamas Tells Bush to Shove It Where the Falafel Doesn't Shine

This is priceless!!

Back in the days before the entire world saw through him and realized that all Bush can do is tell lies, Bush used to portray himself as "I'm a uniter not a divider." Remember those hilariously misguided days leading up to Al Gore's election in 2000? Bush told us all that he was a uniter, apparently based on his extensive international experience as a diplomat (by the way, before taking office Bush had been in Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, and Barbados - some world traveler!).

Now however, when the world can really use a uniter, someone who could broker a peace agreement and stop the feuds and wars, the Chimp again tries to be a diplomat but this time the recipient tells him to shove it where the falafel doesn't shine.

That seems to be the case with this news story.

Hamas rejected President Bush's proposal for a Mideast peace conference, denouncing it Tuesday as nothing but lies, while Syria said it fears the offer is "just words."

Without cooperation from key Arab players, Bush's last major push for a Mideast breakthrough could falter.

Washington's close Arab allies, including Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Jordan, welcomed Bush's proposal, but stressed the importance of making an Arab land-for-peace proposal first adopted in 2002 key to any talks. Israel's support was also qualified, with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert's spokeswoman saying it was too early to talk about full-fledged peace talks as long as Palestinian violence against Israel continues.

This is pretty much priceless. When that malingering Jimmy Carter whom everyone put down as a wimp wanted to try fixing things in the Middle East, everyone showed up at Camp David and tried to work things out. When Blowjob Master Bill Clinton tried to broker some peace deals in the Middle East, everyone who mattered showed up on the Eastern Shore of Maryland and people tried their best to work out a compromise.

But now that the First Chimp is in office everyone is united against him. They see the Chimp for the sound-bite slut that he is; Syria most eloquently and correctly said his offer of a meeting was "just words."

These sorts of statements weren't made when Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton were in office. Nope. People on both sides of the issue sat down and tried to work it out. Now that we have a failed cheerleader from Amherst in charge, the Middle East listens to his hollow claims, does a collective yawn, scratches their scrotum, and goes back to munching on falafel and drinking mint tea.

Yup. Our boy certainly is a uniter. He's united the entire world behind us and most depressingly that includes every country in the Middle East except the 51st state, Israel, who is busy spending all of our foreign aid monies on ways to further enrage the Arabs.

Heckuva job, Dubya.