Mitt Romney's Make Up Bill

Now here's an interesting story. It seems that Mitt Romney, one of ten people vying for the Repugnican nomination to be the next George Bush, spent $300 on make up.

Of course when John Edwards spent $400 on a haircut every viper in the Republic Party, beginning with First-Hag Ann Coulter went bananas on him saying this just proves that John Edwards is using poverty as a crutch. Afterall if he was serious about poverty he certainly wouldn't spend $400 on a trim.

I wonder when the mainstream media will come after Mr Makeup with a similar line of vile comments? Or will they? The mainstream media is so thoroughly in bed with the Republic Party candidates that they'll probably spin this as Bill Clinton actually bought the $300 in make up.

One thing is certain, however. Looking at the family portrait above I think Matt would have done us all a more important favor by buying $300 worth of condoms and spread them around his fecund family instead of buying make up. (and isn't wearing make up a gay thing?)