Chimpy Leaves for Europe

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Remember the first time the Commander-in-Embarrassment went to Europe? It was about June 10, 2001, just after the Supremes had anointed him and just before he blew off the August 6, 2001 Presidential Daily Briefing titled Bin Laden Determined to Strike Inside the United States.

On that 2001 trip, Chimpy landed first in Spain where he told the King of Spain that "I'm going to speak Spanican while here." From there it was to Brussels and then Stockholm. It was in Stockholm, during a press conference, that Chimpy stated with some authority that "Africa is a large nation with a lot of disease and poverty." Then not to be outdone, the idiot repeated the same mistake the following day in another news conference.

It was later in 2001 that Chimpy drove Vladimir Putin around his ranch (purchased for Chimpy by campaign contributors, not by Chimpy) and then told the world that he had looked in Putin's eyes and "saw his soul." I wonder if Chimpy kissed Putin before or after the soul seeking?

Now Chimpy is returning to Europe to further upset the world about his anal view of global warming and also to visit with his soul brother Putin because relations between the United States and Russia are at their lowest level since the Cold War. Thanks, of course, to Chimpy's bluster and inability to accept a different point of view.

I sincerely hope that on this trip instead of Chimpy looking into Putin's eyes and seeing his soul, Chimpy is treated to Putin dropping his pants, bending over, and chucking a brown-eye at the man-child currently living in the White House. I can't think of a more appropriate greeting for him.