The George Bush Center for Intelligence - The Worlds Most Obvious Oxymoron

This morning I visited the Clara Barton National historic Site in Maryland to get the National Park Service Passport stamp for the Clara Barton Parkway. I then came back across the river to Virginia and visited the Claude Moore Colonial Farm for the same reason. The address of the Colonial Farm is McLean Virginia but its very obvous once you're there that you are in Langley because directly across the street from the farm is the "George Bush Center for Intelligence" otherwise known as the Central Intelligence Agency. Granted the CIA is called the GB Center for Intelligence because of Daddy, not Dumbya, but the name alone galls the hell out of me.

As I drove to the farm the CIA was on the right behind a fence (by the way, all of the spook cars in the car pool appeared to be Ford Taurus' with Virginia plates) I came to the entrance for the George Bush Center For Intelligence Materials Inspection Center. This, I suspect is where all the stuff coming to the CIA is inspected to ensure that unwanted material including Democrats is not allowed to enter. Seeing the sign "George Bush Center for Intelligence" made me burst into laughter and I pulled to the side of the road to keep from hitting a car.

When I did I noticed on the fence what were obviously motion detectors AND voice detectors. No doubt there are some GS-9 spooks listening to the voice detectors to see if any Arab subversives were going to storm the fence.

After visiting the farm I decided to pay my respects to the George Bush and his intelligence, so I pulled up in front of one of the voice detectors and used the only two words of Arabic that I know on either side of a message to the "president." I said

"Minfudluk, George Bush is an Asshole, Shukarin"

and said it over and over

"Minfudluk, George Bush is an Asshole, Shukarin"

for 2-3 minutes and then left.

None of the spooks came out to arrest me or anything. This was because 1) they don't care, or 2) they agree with what I said and didn't want to harass me.

By the way, in Arabic, Minfudluk = "Please" and Shukarin = "Thank You"

For once I was pleasant when calling the chimp an asshole.