Monday, July 16, 2007

Excuse Me While I Upchuck


This is a truly sad story. A Family Values kinda Republic Party senator from the ethically challenged state of Louisiana finds himself caught with not only his phone number in the database of a high priced madam, but also caught admitting a week ago that he had been dipping his wick in the occasional prostitute in New Orleans.

Now, however, with his wife within meat cleaver swinging distance of his petrified penile extremity, Senator David Vitter REPUBLICAN of Louisiana wants us all to beleive it didn't happen. It is akin to Bobby Ewings dream in the old TV show "Dallas."

And here's another classic Republic Party denial...
"I believe I received forgiveness from God. I know I did from Wendy," he said. "Unfortunately, my admission has incurred some longtime political enemies and those hoping to profit from this situation."
They always run out to be forgiven by this mythical creature named "god" thinking that if I say the word "god" enough all of the southern Baptist wing nuts in my state will forget that I was slipping my pseudopod in the pudenda of untold hookers down on Canal Street in the Quarter.

If this constant refrain of the Republic Party faithful wasn't so laughable it would be laughable.

By the way, Mrs Vitter, may I recommend my ex wife's divorce attorney?? Her name is Georgia Pope and I have first hand experience in Georgia enjoying testicles as a appetizer before divorce hearings begin. She'll do a good job for you.

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